El Mahal El Ghalat

"This was always both: a joke with a point, and a lesson wrapped in absurdity."
We built El Mahal El Ghalat to prove something:

• You don’t need to scam people to run a business.
• You can be transparent, stupid, and still succeed.
• Profit should do more than buy yachts.

That’s why a big margin of this store’s profits will fund:

• A new project that actually helps people (TBA).
• Local causes in Lebanon (because chaos deserves kindness too).

So yes, we sell useless crap. But we’re dead serious about doing it right.

Thanks for laughing and believing in better business."